What is capitalism?

My response “easy”
Nature of response: defensive

CAPITALISM is the opposite of minuscule. A – a.

I think America should resort back to the isolationist strategy that made possible both World Wars. Let us lay back in our easy chairs, sip lemonade on our porches with our trash free streets and let the work be done off shore. Until whoever wants to conquer us rolls in. They will find a nation of highly articulate self-aware people who can’t change an oil filter but maintain wonderful Web sites.

I almost forgot about our unquenchable desire for war and conquest. I would be in my cage and my uniquely American character trait of war lust would fulminate inside me. How could I be so stupid that I couldn’t see reality? I would say to our new communist over lords: “Are we so different? Is your inferior brain any different from mine? The answer is yes, now come here so I can hit it with a mallet. I was just kidding about that. You and Keol have shown me movies about American war lust but why don’t we sit down and I will show you a softer side of America. Then… Blam! That’s not a projector; it’s a spinning blade shooter. Bwaa hahaha. Okay, I guess that wouldn’t work now that you know. But did you ever try to extend me the hand of peace? If you did, I would rip it off and eat it.”