Super Hero!
You wouldn”t know it to look at me but I have super powers.
I used to draw X-Men and make my own super heroes. I wished and wished that I had a super power. One day, I smelled my arm and it smelled just like a circus peanut. Those orange marshmallowy ones. I hadn”t eaten one of those for about seven years, that is how I knew it was a super power.
I have tried to get several people to smell my arm but they have all reufused. “Sick. I am not smelling your arm.” I just smelled my arm. It smelled like a cadillac, the inside of a cadillac. I once kept a list of all the things my arm smelled like.
- Circus peanut candy
- Pumkin pie
- Fresh cut grass (this was the middle of the winter)
- Elmers Glue
- A Nerf football
- Wax
- Eggnog
- Mr. Edwards
- Cotton Candy
- Oil (car oil)
- Ink
- Chess
- A Nintendo when you blow into it to make it work
- Neccos
Jennette maintains that these are the powers of a super-villian. It has yet to be seen what side I choose.
October 10th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
In order for super-powers to be “super-hero” powers, they must be used for good, and never evil. “Super-villian” powers can be used for either, but generally are for evil. Having “super-smelly-arms” is not a power that could be used for good, it is a power that is used for evil!
As in, “Oh NO! It’s SMELLY-ARMS!!”
You wouldn’t hear someone say, “Look, IT’S SMELLY-ARMS!!!YEAHHHHH!!! WE’RE SAVED FROM…..uh…No Scent-Man??”
October 11th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
A ninja master never reveals the secret arsenal of his under arm!!You fool!Quickly erase this before our dojo is attacked with Mennen and Old Spice Droids! (Just between me and you, I only get The Taco Bell Lounge from mine.)
October 12th, 2006 at 9:43 am
First of all Jennette, your syllogism is fallacious being based on false premises. My arms aren’t smelly in the sense of something that stinks. Being such I could use them for good, like if there is a dying child whose only wish is to smell some ‘Oh-Yeah Orange Pineapple Kool-Aid’. Second of all, it is my forearm that smells so cool, not my under arm.
October 13th, 2006 at 7:12 am
How do you know it isn’t even your forearm at all ? Sounds more like you have a super nose…
October 17th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I know because other people have smelled my arm.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Prove it!