shicereal : genric cereals that consist mostly of cardboard shavings and artificial sweeteners, often fortified with 1693 vitamins, minerals and other whackass additives.

whackass : Things concocted by man that never should have. i.e. American Idol, the Newton, or reality A.V.
(also what football players do when someone has done something great, although this has been deprecated for the less gay looking hugs and choreographed dances.)

A.V. : Assvision. Television that was pulled out of some ethicless network executives A.

ethicless : Any number of individuals or corporations whose sole purpose is to exploit others. Disney has been a long time examples of exploiting children for money and now that they own the Muppets, the Muppets are also in the shistern.

shistern : A potty. Or a turn that makes you wish you were near to one so you could throw up in disgust.
sample usage: “I don’t want a shisturn playing your overpriced playstationwii and I don’t want any of your shicereal. I’m going home to watch cartoons.”