Monkey Sheep
Movie Idea:
Unbearably pleasant music plays throughout the credits and all the while random reality TV ’stars’ prance around and dance a general sort of ballet. As the credits finish rolling, they all drop dead.
The End.
For the trailers, we will promote the fact that we have all these reality jerks in their first starring roles.
Millions would come. Production costs: a few hundred dollars. Marketing: underground, guerilla. Opening weekend: smash hit!
People are sheeps, but also monkeys. Monkeys because they like to throw poop at each other. That poop is called reality TV.
June 30th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I’m only mildly offended by this post.
July 31st, 2006 at 12:46 am
Monkey’s eat their own poo too.
August 1st, 2006 at 11:10 am
Jeremy, are you trying to say that network executives like to watch their own reality TV shows? Now things are starting to make sense.
September 8th, 2006 at 10:52 am
As long as none of it has Ben Assleck in it, I am generally ok with it.
September 8th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I don’t want to get started about movie stars, that would require a whole nother post and frankly I am currently busy. Stuck in traffic… I mean at home… Have lots of work to do around the desk… Need to draw pictures of reallity TV executives dying… Must include Ben Afflec with no arms…