Immigration Theory
Here is my brilliant solution to the immigration issue.
The fence being built on the southern border of the United States should be like the deer fences that force deer through holes at deer crossing sites. The hole in the US fence should funnel would-be-illegals into the state of New Mexico. There they would be admitted into a testing program that pitted their intelligence and strength against robots and ninjas and those who survive are admitted freely and legally into US society.
Also, New Mexico will be renamed “Purgatory.”
August 8th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
HEIL!
August 8th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
Yeah know, it’s a shame that foreigners come taking good honest jobs at such a low wage. We need to build a twenty foot wall with barbed wire fencing on top to keep those people from Arkansas out!
August 10th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
this kinda reminds me of my dad’s idea of what to do with people on death row…
August 10th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
But hopefully a majority would make it through. And only those who thought they could defeat a ninja and a robot would try to get in. Those guys would be awesome!
August 11th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
I hope no one has taken this too seriously. I think the current proposals are as ludicrous as what I proposed in jest. I was born in New Mexico and hope none of us New Mexicans or new Americans are offended by this. I try not to be too serious, the world is a grim enough place as it is. Arkansas however, that is a different story.
August 11th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
Ludacris has some real good ideas for immigration I hear. I wish he would visit your blog