First: Find a solid colored t-shirt. I chose my white, Fruit of the Loom, tagless tee because they don’t itch my face when I’m trying to kill someone.

Second: Peer menacingly out the neck hole, making sure that the tag is facing down.

Third: Tie the sleeves in a death defying knot behind your head.

Fourth: Tuck the collar up under and pull it down as far as possible so that your shiny forehead is showing as little as possible.

Fifth: Roll the bottom tag area in and pull it over your nose. This is when you will notice whether or not the shirt was washed in gain.

Now you are a Ninja. Strike a deadly pose and remember you are now legally required to kick ass.