Everyone knows that network executives are worse people than Rush Limbaugh, as is displayed by such shows as Fear Factor starring idiots from the Real World and Road Rules. I don’t know why suicide isn’t encouraged for the person who came up with that one. Not to mention American Idol and it’s 17 bastard children (i.e. America’s got Talent.) I tried to watch TV last night to get my mind off my broken database. It made me relish the time spent trying to recover it. That was way better than anything on TV.

But today there are less TV executives I want banished to a floating prison in the middle of the Atlantic. Here is why: Futrama will return!

I still stand by the following words, but with less swearing.

I’d like to propose a toast to TV executives, they’re really great…at being jerks, who are stupid, and whose big ugly faces are as dumb as a butt. They molest the best shows and expect them to survive in an america where 99% of the tv viewers are ass faced morons who would watch anything, including an intelligently written program, if it was simply aired every week at the same time and wasn’t preempted for the mindless drivel that is a two hour The Simple Life special. Thus causing them to forget what Arrested Development is because their heads have imploded from the stupidity disembogued upon them by network executives.

I signed the “save Arrested Development petition” today. This is the second time I have signed a petition and garnished it with a curse word for the FOX executives.

I signed the “save Futurama petition” too. I don’t know how far back, it was 2002 sometime but luckily I was still under toad hypnosis so I didn’t blow up my TV. Even though I was once arrested for blowing up a bomb I made in ceramics class. Community service is not all it’s cracked up to be. Twenty hours painting a fence is as bad as it sounds.

I don’t know why I always get sidetracked, too much TV I guess. But now I have all the episodes of The Simpsons, Futurama and AD on my computer and never have to… whatever commercials make you do. Anyway, back to Futurama:

The art director for Futurama once said:

Futurama was cancelled because there was nobody at Fox at the time who cared enough about it to give it the proper time slot.

It’s possible they don’t care what I write in my blog either, but if we lived up to the wonderful piece of literature that is the Futurama petition they would care:

We are informing you of a boycott of FOX [et al.] …to get our favorite FOX show back on the air.
…we will [also] be boycotting every product shown on those stations…

I admit that I didn’t initially live up to my part of the bargain and still watched Simpson’s reruns, but no more. Oh no. Never again will the F– network be spoken of, or channel surfed to, in my house.

I apologize for the cursing. Not enough cursing. I do try to keep this blog PG. Just know that I am thinking so many more than I type.

Until they bring back AD my boycott continues. Also please join me in boycotting Ford. Reason being: ad. I actually broke my remote trying to change the channel or turn it off or anything. The most obvioius sense that America is going straight to hell is the hottest bachelor of 2006.

I guess I wouldn’t make a very good network executive because if someone told me we could market this guy and women everywhere would be in love with him, I would shoot them in the face. Shows what I know.